J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4)

Cheap J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) Review

James Bonneville Duisenberg Belushingham III aka Jim Belushi had always been one of Hollywood's "lady killers." They were all killed in the accident, however, usually because they got too close to the craft table while Belushi was feeding, and he felt his feeding ground was threatened. He was also regarded as one of Hollywood's smoothest operators, and wined and dined starlets like Elizabeth Taylor, Valerie Berti Martinelli, Barbara Stanwyk, Rue Paul, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Jessica Biel AgnesMoorhead, Patti Duke, Davy Jones and Tootie and Blair from Facts of Life. He lived the life of a stallion, boldly marking his mares with a bite out of their shafts and then cockily Move post to the next conquest. Each man wanted to be him and every woman wanted him. It seemed Belushi's relentless and drool-sprayed plowing of Hollywood's most fertile gardens would never end.

Then came a garden gnome named Conchata Ferrell. Conchata recently divorced from funny man WillFerrel was on the hunt, looking for another fun man to tickle her funny bone. When she could not find one she put her sights on Jim Belushi. As famous for her seductive powers, as she though it was, she knew she had to up her game to catch this elusive man who had been baptized Love Sasquatch because of his ability to avoid ensnarement. What however can Conchata do differently than all of Hollywood combined Honi?

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm !!!!!!!!!!

Whileinformation about their legendary first meeting is lost to time, it is known that Belushi was beaten by Conchata at first contact. "She smelled like pork rinds and tasted like Heaven" he told a reporter from Bigg'Uns magazine. Conchata's salt-cured lips had felled the big stud. ... The White Whale was finally landed!

After a whirlwind courtship followed a fairytale wedding covered in Krispy Kreme (which is closed completely for 6 days to accommodate the couple) onmarriage ended tragically when his little Belushi 24: e heart attack and was invited by his doctors to limit their salt and cholesterol intake. Without the mystical power of bacon Conchata lost its hold on her husband and their fairytale marriage ended 38 minutes after it had begun. It worked well for Conchata however, when she kept Bacon flavored lip balm and is now dating a string of Hollywood's heavy hitters including John Goodman, Larry Joe Campbell, Larry the Cable Guy, ZombieMarlin Brando and Rosie O'Donnell.

Yes folks, life is good with Bacon Flavored Lip Balm! Then smear some pork on your lips, it will "cure" what wrong with you

J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) Feature

• Delicious bacon flavor
• Perfect for the true bacon lover
• Makes a great gift
• Safe for Vegetarians

J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) Overview

When your bacon hunger has been satisfied but you still crave that bacon taste... now you can make yourself taste like bacon! Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon.



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